Normally on the OUTER LIMITS we rip a news story from the headlines and create an elaborate dramatization for all to read, but this story needs no additives.
I know right now you're looking at the picture saying WTFington LOL....yep the that really is a Ape drop kicking a man in the head LOL LOL.
As Autty would say ... here's the high level version of the story. A animal trainer taught his pet primates a few marital arts moves and on the weekends they all would go to a local shopping mall and entertain shoppers. Well this day was unlike any day. Basically they arrive at their normal spot and I guess the trainer wasn't given the apes their fair share so they went APE Shhhht on him. They used the same moves that he taught them and whipped the snot out of him. One report stated that one monkey grabbed a stick and started beating him like he was Donatello from the Ninja Turtles LOL...LOL...LOL...
This is a true story I really wish I could write material this great LOL. The trainer was ok other than a few scratches and a damaged ego LOL. I'm sure next time he will stick to playing the accordion and teaching them to bang the tambourine LOL.
Written by: Ran
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