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Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Playground: Very Heavy Sports News Day Today

Memphis is stripped of its 38 win season
It's no surprise this happened to be honest with you. Here's the scoop, nearly 16 months ago, Memphis had a helluva run to the title game behind a strong, explosive point guard named Derrick Rose. Yep that's right the Derrick Rose that went on to be named 2008-09 NBA Rookie of the Year. Well today the NCAA nulled probably the biggest season this school has had in a very long time. Basically, Derrick received fringe benefits plus had someone take his high school SAT [which was thrown out] to get into Memphis, thus making him an ineligible player. End result...grab the eraser and wipe them clean from the books. I think last year's NBA draft, every top basketball player got paid HEAVYYYYY!!!!, but this situation is just blatantly dumb. Well he has his millions now and Calipari is @ KU and in 3 more months and we will see what either can do. Insane Bolt smashes yet another World Record First the 400 then the 200 hmmm wait then the 400 again and now yep kicks the 200 right in the nut sac. He blows his own record out of the water by running a 19.19 beating his closest opponent by nearly 1 second. - Stop the record - If you call yourself a "Professional Sprinter" how in the hell do you allow someone to beat you by that far of a margin? I mean what no practice! Oh wait I don't know how it is, hmm let's see I ran the 2 and trained hard. I would never let someone beat me by such a margin unless I came in last place not 2nd place.... Yea folks Bolt beat the second place runner by almost 2 seconds. Bolt - keep making it happen and Tyson Gay - get healthy fast so Bolt has some competition at least. Because the guys running with him now are too star struck!!! Plaxico Buress aka The Dumbest Criminal Gets Jail Time
Let's start this write up with ... "GOD BLESS America!!! America America what happened to you? Where did you go wrong? America America the only country where a Man [Donte Stallworth] can kill another man and get 30 days in jail [24 actually served], but if you are a (*in the voice of Red from That 70's Show)DUMB ASS and shoot yourself in the leg...You get 2 years in jail and 2 years on probation...America where did we go wrong?" But I Digress ... LMAO The lead-in says it all, Plax agreed to a plea bargin and will serve 2 years in jail. Now I don't condone what he did, however, he was a victim of a witch hunt and since he didn't want his attorney to go into court and be like forgive the DUMB ASS for being a poser and shooting himself in the leg; he copes this plea. Hey Plax if you think you are going to come out of jail and do what Vick did and get re-signed...man you took some real bad advice. @ 34 I have to say ... won't happen. Hey good luck and "...don't drop the soap..." The Williams Sisters Become True Ballers Today
Williams Sisters...Monstas on the court and sexy fashionistas off it. After winning as many tournaments as they have won, the two of them are already BALLERS (*in my best Jim Jones voice*), but today they took their balling to a whole new level. Today announce that the Miami Dolphins and the Williams Sisters [Venus and Serena] are in talks to take a stake in the NFL Miami Dolphins. Full details will be disclosed next Tuesday at a press conference Dolphins' owner has tagged as "A Major Corporate Announcement".
Hey Sisters CONGRATS on the major business move. Psk come in closer ... I like yall but the Fish still won't beat my BILLS in consecutive games. See ya Oct 4th and Nov 29th.
Written by: Ran
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